Creative Dad Illustrates All Of The Funny Things His Daughter Says

Martin Buckner is an artist and graphic designer based out of Omaha, Nebraska. He’s also the father to an adorable daughter named Harper Grace. Like so many young children, Harper is known to say some pretty funny, random and insightful things. There’s really nothing more fascinating than a child’s mind and how they perceive the world.

Being an artist, Buckner has chosen to illustrate some of the funny things his daughter says throughout the day, culminating in a wildly entertaining series of posters which you can stay up to date with at the links below.

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Top 20 LOL & WTF Animal Pictures Ever Captured

Nature comes up with some really strange creatures. And sometimes the creatures themselves present us with opportunities to laugh out loud and get into a better mood—all because some animal was making a silly face. Of course, some of those animals are just downright cute and silly at the same time. Whether cute and silly or seriously freaky and huge, sometimes “Funny & Weird” is Mother Nature’s near-permanent modus operandi. The “funny” is everywhere, you just have to look for it.

Mr. Turtle Escapes

Who knows where this guy was going, but he clearly wanted to be on the other side of the fence. The grass is always greener, right?

Smart Deer…Stupid Human

Anyone who’s gone hunting, or knows someone who hunts will definitely relate to this pic. You leave your food containers open and what do you know: other hungry critters decide to chow down.

Orangutans and Watermelon

It seems not even our genetic cousins can’t leave the deliciousness of watermelon alone. Not that you’d blame them, of course.

Monkey Decides To Imbibe

Well, we all know who’s going to be dancing around with a plant leaf on their head later, just because they had a little too much human booze to drink.

Meditating Lemur

This picture is a classic, having made quite a few rounds on the internet, so it’s earned a place on this list. You can’t get too much sillier than a lemur in this exact position, so you might as well relax and chant with him: “Ohmmmmm.”

Mata Mata Turtle

Another turtle in the group, and this guy looks like the first turtle’s rather edgy older brother. Have you ever seen a turtle with this freakish sort of head?

Manatees

Manatees are on this list because they are rather funny-looking, but they’re also playful and curious. Best of both worlds, huh?

Macaque With Pringles

“You never can eat just one.” And Mr. Macaque has decided he wants ’em all. But you’d think that as long as he’s going to stuff his face, you’d think he’d turn around and look at that magnificent view.

Hairy Frog Fish

It’s not exactly legendary, like a shark or even a puffer fish, but this is a hairy frog fish. Yep, Mother Nature makes some really strange creatures.

Goat Stuck In a Chair

While you can’t blame the goat for wanting to sit down and relax the human way, this guy had better just stick to laying in the barn or in a field.

Fuzzy White Moth

This has to be one of the largest, fuzziest moths ever recorded, let alone held. Can you imagine the caterpillar this guy—or gal—came from? It must have been huge!

Drama-fish

While that’s not actually the type of fish these are, it certainly makes you wonder if these guys will ever appear in an underwater version of some dramatic Broadway musical.

Dog Feeding a Lamb

Some dogs herd sheep. Others, like this one, feed the lambs till they’re big enough to be herded.

Chinese Water Deer

It’s the only known deer to have tusks, but this only served to earn it the nickname of “Vampire Deer,” as you can easily see. How the heck does this guy even eat?

Cat Chillin’ By a Curb

Only the Most Interesting Cat In the World would do something like this. “I don’t always lean on curbs, but when I do, its to stare at people and get them to rub my bell and /feed me treats.”

Blue Slug

This little-known slug looks like a crazy mini-dragon, but it lives at the bottom of the sea. Its main prey? The Portuguese Man-o-War, an extremely poisonous jellyfish. So, maybe it’s part dragon, since it’s so fierce.

 

20 Of The Funniest Dog Photos Of All Time

Dogs are known as man’s best friend. They make us laugh, they make us cry, they make us clean up after them, but it’s little wonder why we love our canine friends. That got us thinking, thanks to the wonders of the modern age there must be some pretty darn funny photos of dogs floating around the internet. What we found not only had us rolling on the floor like a dog, but made us love these little guys even more. Have you ever seen a dog dressed up as “Hannibal Lecter”? Or perhaps one that has snow balled up on their fur due to running through banks of the white fluffy stuff? That’s just the tip of the ice berg, so without further ado, here are 20 Of The Funniest Dog Photos Of All Time.

Perfect Timing

We have to assume that this dog’s owner had to take a lot of versions of this photo in order to get it right. Kudos!

Tongue Tied

This dog clearly tuckered himself out trying to eat this hollow bone, poor little guy!

Bring A Smile To The World

If this doesn’t make you smile, we’re not sure what will.

Halloween Has Gone Too Far

This is pretty darn funny, but we can’t help but think that this owner is taking Halloween a bit too far.

Playing In The Snow

Dogs seem to have an innate ability to have fun wherever they are, including in 3 feet of snow!

Points For Creativity

The care and attention that were required to make this dog’s paint-based costume deserves our applause. Pretty darn funny no matter how you slice it!

Help, A Spider!

That’s the biggest spider we’ve ever seen! We’re gonna need a pretty big tissue to take care of that guy

Flying Dogs

Now we’ve seen everything! Points for originality to this dog’s owner because it definitely made us laugh!

Hannibal Lecter Dog

This funny dog must have been entered in some kind of costume contest, because they were clearly channeling Hannibal Lecter, a character in the film “Silence of the Lambs” which are also in the background. Points for originality!

Hulk Dog

We wonder how small this guy was before he transformed.

Justin Bieber’s Biggest Fan

This hilarious dog loves Justin Bieber so much he got a stylish wig to attend the concert!

Scaredy Pooch

This made us laugh, not only because the cat scared this dog half to death but because the photo was perfectly timed.

Best Friends

From the looks of things, this is a pretty regular occurrence for these hilarious household pets.

Theme Parks With Pet Attractions

It’s nice to know there are theme parks out there that try to keep the family dog included as well.

Fell Asleep Reading

Gotta love that someone thought to put their reading glasses on their dog when it fell asleep on a book.

Lazy Sunday Afternoon

This puppy’s owner clearly has a sense of humor. The only way it could be better is if there was a football game going on.

Bad To The Bone

This hilarious dog is obviously bad to the bone, well, at least their owner is?

How Did This Get Done?

We’re actually having a hard time figuring out where exactly they put the dog on the man to get this photo taken. Oh well, it’s pretty darn funny!

You’re Awesome!

This beagle puppy is pretty cute, and hilarious. Kudos to this dog’s owner for snapping this perfect shot.

This Is What Happens When You Run In The Snow With Long Fur

This poor dog is going to have a heck of a time getting the balled up snow out of its fur! Perhaps we should say it’s owner will have a heck of a time!

 

20 WTF Wedding Photos

The wedding is a time to come together with the one you love and celebrate. Most people find ways to celebrate that represent their unique personalities and interests. However for some of these couples their unique personalities and interests probably should have been kept out of the wedding, for others it probably made for a wedding that no one will soon forget.

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Being a virgin is tough, especially once you reach adulthood. But if you want to save it for the wedding night then it’s a sacrifice worth making. For some it may also be a sacrifice worth showcasing in spectacular fashion. This saw to the chastity belt while wearing a wedding dress is certainly one way to go about it, not sure about doing it on stage with a giant screen behind you, but hey… she’s earned it.

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Star Wars is popular. We get it. Okay it’s very popular we really get it. But if you are going to do a Star Wars themed wedding, there are plenty of characters you can pick from that do not involve alien heads. However, the mask does allow him to look at slave Leia the whole wedding with no one the wiser…

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To be fair there can be no more honorable wedding than this one, but still this wedding is one that will require a few double takes. The dedication of the entire wedding party to commit to wearing the Klingon garb is impressive but it does not make the most flattering wedding picture. It is perhaps the most memorable wedding that any of the guests will attend though.

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Marriage is all about taking risks and trusting the person you are with. So with that in mind this is perhaps the way that all weddings should take place. Unless of course you have a fear of heights or a fear of falling, or just a fear of wearing tennis shoes with your wedding dress. The only downside is the ceremony is standing room only and the view for those below sucks.

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It is the goal of every wedding photographer to come up with that great idea that no one has come up with before. To push boundaries and create something that is really memorable that the bride and groom will treasure. While these photoshopped beauties will make people look twice, it’s probably not a good thing. These just feel a bit awkward, especially with wondering why you would want to picture your spouse two inches tall.

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Zombies are cool. Dressing like a zombie is cool. Looking like this on your wedding day is certainly not for everyone. In fact it’s probably only for this bride and her lucky? Groom. Most brides dream of looking and feeling like a princess on their wedding day, this bride dreamed of looking like she was going to eat the brains of everyone in attendance…Hopefully everyone else was in on the theme or it just gets even more awkward.

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Not only is this the longest train ever but it was probably the longest walk ever. Even walking down the aisle had to take a lifetime trying to get all those people to slowly move forward as the bride did. Although you could just wear it to the church and then detach it and it be the aisle runner for the entire wedding. In truth though, let’s just hope she got a record out of this thing.

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Not sure if this cake is all about ego or self-loathing. After all it takes a strange person to want a huge cake version of themselves, and then a stranger person to enjoy taking a knife to it. Though if this picture any indication, the groom is the only one enjoying cutting the cake, the bride seems less than pleased. Although that wedding cake is probably a big huge red flag to the poor man that he should really consider running in the opposite direction.

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Creative, funny and definitely a WTF moment. Yet another picture that you have to look twice to really see and even then you’re just not sure about it. We know a wedding is supposed to bring two people together and have two become one, but this photo feels a tad too literal. While it’s cute and probably fits the couple’s personality perfectly, it is one of those unexpected wedding photos that you either love or hate.

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People love their pets and sometimes they love to include their pets in their wedding. Even rarer are the people who share their first kisses as husband and wife with the dog. You know something is wrong when the kids standing next you are completely creeped out by what’s going on. If a little boy thinks it’s gross, chances are you’re crossing a line somewhere.

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There has to be an inside story to this that makes it all make sense. At least we’re hoping there’s a story that clears all this up, because otherwise it’s two people throwing raw chickens in their air on their wedding day. There’s a reason this isn’t a tradition and it’s not just because of the salmonella. Seriously why would you throw raw chickens in the air on your wedding day? It’s just the strangest wedding picture ever.

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Themed weddings are great but rarely do you see the theme wedding where the guests are the ones participating in the theme while the bride and groom are not. Not sure what prompted all the guests (except for the one guy on the left, we see you!) to dress like Santa Claus but it makes for one hilarious photo. Even better would be if the bride and groom were not in on the idea at all and had no idea they would be mobbed by Santa on their wedding day.

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There is just so much about this photo that makes you go WTF, and the more you think about it, the worse it gets. Like are the bride and groom supposed to be dead? Why are they hovering over the scene like giant specters? What is with their expressions? Are they grossed out by their own wedding? Why does that guy have a mullet? So many questions, so afraid of the answers.

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Not sure who was more traumatized by their wedding, the father who had to walk his daughter down the aisle dressed like that or all the people that had to watch. Not sure what the story is behind this wedding but one thing is for sure, there isn’t a bouquet big enough to make this wedding less awkward. That poor father looks like he is just trying to find a happy place and everyone is just trying to get a picture because no one else will ever believe them when they describe this wedding.

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For the wedding party and the people in attendance this is pretty normal. For the guy across the lake this wedding just got very creepy. The poor couple had no idea that just a few feet away from their happy day was a dead body, or at the very least an unconscious man. The poor person who took this picture probably was stuck with the idea of trying to bring attention to the body or waiting until the wedding was over. Either way WTF?

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Feminism? What’s that? Might as well set the ground rules for the marriage now, so you sit down there and sew my pants woman. Do it with a smile, that’s right, these are the wedding photos our kids are going to cherish. I’m not even going to put on another pair of pants because you’re going to be quick about it aren’t you? WTF leads up to this photo being taken?

It’s become a thing to have your wedding party look like they are running from something and then have the magic of Photoshop add in dinosaurs or robots or man eating sharks with lasers on their heads, but this one…Sure it’s a shark but the guy with the sword really just makes it seem like they are trying too hard. That lake isn’t even big enough for that shark to live in, where did he come from?

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Once again a picture that has so much wrong with it, that WTF doesn’t even begin to cover it. Starting with the less obvious fact that the groom is drunk and still carrying his drink of choice around. Then moving on to the fact that his bride appears to be disdainfully checking out his package. Probably something she should have done before the wedding day, but better late than never. The best part is the photographer trying to make this look like a sweet romantic photo, when it’s anything but.

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Is this what swinger weddings look like? Because it feels like there’s something disturbing going on that probably just left all the guests cringing. Why are the bridesmaids not wearing clothes, and why does the bride have her arm around a bridesmaid instead of her groom? For that matter why does the groom have his arm around four bridemaids instead of the bride? Just WTF is going on here?

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Nothing says a good, traditional wedding like guns, lots of them. Who decides that the best way to remember their wedding and showcase their love is to make sure that all of the wedding party is packing huge guns? Is this supposed to be a Blues Brothers Mafia themed wedding or maybe just a before photo because a few of those guys look like they are about to shoot their eye out, or the person standing beside them.